Theme Park employees, please share your juiciest horror stories.

I worked on a major roller coaster many years ago.

Two preteen boys rode in the front seat and was screaming down the first hill.

The ride takes a sharp turn there, and one of the kids managed to have his teeth hit the other kid's forehead.

They rode for the next two and a half minutes, screaming and bleeding as only a head

injury can. Came back into the station looking like everyone in the first section had been in a war.

A ride they will always remember. That must have made for an amazing souvenir photo.

One time, a bird dive-bombed into the funnel cake frying oil and exploded.

We had to fish it out.

I used to work at a sky coaster ride at a theme park, which is a ride you have to pay extra

for that's essentially a giant swing that you have to wear a special harness for.

Up to three riders can go at once, several guests commented that it was the most terrifying

ride in the park.

Once there was a boy, about 13, who was begging his mum to ride with him.

She refused but said she'd pay for his ticket to go alone.

So he did.

Long story shorter, he threw up mid-ride and showered chunks of skyline chili all over the

ride area, including people in line, the guy who records

the rides on video, and myself. When we finally got him down, we discovered that it also peed himself.

So I got to wash the suit before going home. I didn't work there very long.

I worked in a water park, in a dual park, single entrance location of a very common chain of theme parks for about a decade during high school and college.

The frequency of adults crapping themselves or pooping in the pool was revolting.

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