The Zipper

For Your Amusement: A Theme Park Podcast

Wood Elf Media

Leisure, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 741 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	So Connie, there I was, on the planet far, far away.
0:03.5	Really, Trevor?
0:04.3	Ground was so soft, so squishy.
0:06.4	Must have been zero gravity.
0:07.6	Maybe you were just on a memory foam mattress.
0:10.2	Add Argos, make your home epic with our out-of-this-world silent night beds and mattresses.
0:15.4	There's more to Argos.
0:17.5	Argos.com.uk and installs subject to availability.
0:20.2	Byron, aren't you happy you happier in the zipper, dude?
0:22.0	Dude, this blows.
0:23.2	Look at this.
0:23.8	Look at this coffin, dude.
0:24.9	You can't even move your legs.
0:26.1	I'm not having a good time.
0:28.0	It's going to be so fun.
0:29.6	Oh, dude, no, fuck this.
0:31.8	Happy thoughts.
0:32.8	Happy thoughts.
0:34.3	I got to say, this ride is very funny, and you'll see what I mean. That's why there's these fucking padded bars here. Look at these bars.
0:41.3	These bars are patted.
0:43.3	I hope it's strong enough to save us on impact.
0:46.3	Every safety measure on this ride was written in blood.
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