The Youth Group Forced Bert To Choose His Favorite Member!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 1:11.9 | You know, every now and then it's going to get a little on the emotional side, but let's keep it positive. All right? Yeah, these are our last shows. So, of course, we want to go out on a high, not a low. It's not the way the youth group wants to go out. Rebecca, you want to take it with your hairbrain idea? Well, I may have come in a little hot yesterday, and actually also this morning, when I demanded |
| 1:32.5 | Bert Show listeners, follow me on Instagram, and Jackson also donate me money. |
| 1:38.1 | You want that villain title. |
| 1:40.2 | You don't like that. |
| 1:41.1 | Listen, I'm sorry, okay? |
| 1:42.6 | I'm much more relaxed now. |
| 1:43.9 | I'm a different person. Did you were like an hour ago? Yes, I literally went into Jackson's studio and I crawled up in a little ball and I moaned a little bit. And now I feel a lot better. I'm feeling a lot better. I'm much more relaxed. So yesterday, Mikey and I were politely concerned. |
| 2:01.5 | We had a question. |
| 2:02.7 | Politely. |
| 2:03.6 | Yes. |
| 2:05.9 | We were just wondering. |
| 2:08.6 | We just wanted to know what the strategy was behind putting Jackson on Mike the full show for a youth group takeover, which was meant to happen if Bert had not shirked his duties |
| 2:20.3 | and let the killer go free for jury duty. |
| 2:23.3 | You guys are professionals and let me know that there was a major strategy behind it, |
| 2:28.3 | and I understand that and I accept that now. |
| 2:31.3 | But it has prompted a question that I know I personally have had for a long time. |
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