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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

The Worst Surprise Of My Life

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.875.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

David explains the importance of the concept of “deadass,“ Jason dents David’s Ferrari, and the guys run into the “Deez Nuts” guy. Plus, Jason blows his chance for an Oscar, David questions the health app on Jason’s phone, and the guys ponder what superhero they would be. Also, David runs into an ex-girlfriend and tells the story of. how she predicted David would make it big. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up guys welcome to views this podcast I'm not gonna look adjacent at all. I'm not gonna look at him once

0:04.9

He's mad at me. I'm not even going to acknowledge him really. I'm mad at him

0:08.2

He's mad at me because I just struck I struck back at him and I usually just take his shit

0:11.6

But not today. I have the power of Princess Leia

0:14.8

That's that has nothing to do with what I'm into right now into the Avengers

0:18.6

Princess Leia is in Star Wars. We're late doing this podcast. We're sorry this podcast is late guys

0:23.0

It's not because David was watching the end of the last Avengers movie. Yeah, because it's good. Yeah, you remind me a lot of Thanos

0:29.4

Yeah, really all powerful and fucking awesome. No one seems to like you

0:35.0

No one seems to like you and you look like I'm talking over you

0:38.3

No one seems to like you and you and you look like you smell oh really? Yeah, you remind me a lot of a fucking spoiled influencer

0:45.1

Really about that. Yeah, yeah, well you guess what?

0:47.9

What when I have kids they're gonna turn out a lot better than yours. Oh, I fucking doubt it. Yeah, yeah

0:52.9

Well, it makes you doubt that because you're fucking cold-hearted and you have no fucking feeling

0:56.9

Wouldn't be tough to beat how your kids turned out. Oh really my kids are fucking great and you know it your kids play the harmonica for fun. Oh

1:04.5

Okay, you don't like their harmonica playing no

1:06.7

You didn't like the serenade the other morning when we came in with breakfast in bed. I couldn't care less

1:12.5

They worked hard on that French toast. You know if Thanos snapped his fingers. I bet your kids would disappear first

1:19.1

Oh really? Well, I bet if you had a chance with fucking Scarlett Johansson you'd blow it. Yeah, really at least that have a chance with Scarlett Johansson

1:25.9

Well, I know I bet well I bet if you had a chance with Natalie Portman, you'd blow it. Well, at least that have a chance

1:31.6

Billy for me

1:33.4

Fuck that's too easy. Huh? I said you're too easy. I am easy. I fucking love cock

1:41.3

Rollin' into music

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