The Worst Gift I Ever Received

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness

Kim Holderness

Kim Holderness, Parenting, Laugh Line, Aging, Getting Older, Laugh Lines, 50s, Holderness Podcast, 40s, Gen X, Humor, Education, Self-improvement, Marriage, Penn Holderness, The Laugh Line, The Holderness Family

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Have you ever gotten a gift so bad that it's hilarious? This week we needed a laugh so we asked you for your worst gift stories. You did not disappoint. (Also, did you hear cheese or Jesus? Let us know PLEASE!) Have a question for us? Call 323-364-3929 or email us at podcast@theholdernessfamily.com.

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Kim and Penn are online content creators known for their award-winning videos, including original music, song parodies, and comedy sketches. Their videos have resulted in over 2 billion views and 8 million followers across their social media platforms since they (accidentally) went viral in 2013. They have a best-selling book on marriage communication, a top-rated podcast, a fun-filled family card game, and most recently, they were the winners on Season 33 of The Amazing Race.

The Holderness Family Podcast is edited and engineered by Max Trujillo of Trujillo Media and produced by Ann Marie Taepke, Sam Pressman, and Ashley Cimino.

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0:00.0	R IP to bubble sheets Kim.
0:02.0	What?
0:03.0	R IP to number two pencils.
0:05.0	Okay, you know the SATs?
0:07.0	Of course, I know the SATs.
0:09.0	Yeah, we're living them.
0:10.0	It's going to be a digital SAT now. When March comes around, it is all digital.
0:15.0	Oh yeah, I heard about this and I'm kind of jealous. We didn't get this because it's a shorter test for students.
0:20.0	Yeah, they take the test on a laptop or a tablet that they're already used to using.
0:24.7	And the testing app even has a built-in calculator.
0:27.6	Okay, I can use that.
0:28.6	I know, they get to use calculators.
0:30.3	That is crazy.
0:31.0	To find out more, there is a list of great information on S.A.org
0:35.2	slash digital check it out. Hey everybody I'm Penn Holderness.
0:43.0	Hey it's the holiday season.
0:45.0	We are full of cheer over here at the Holders' Family Podcast as long as you're not
0:50.7	swallowing anywhere near a microphone.
0:52.4	Well we were about to hit record and Penn took a drink of his coffee and then it was just a real loud.
0:57.1	No, it's okay.
0:58.1	I'm gonna do it again.
0:59.1	No, please don't because people misophonia are gonna drive off the road.
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