The Witchetty Grub

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In this weeks episode we discover that it is in fact possible for an erect man to be turned into a Witchetty Grub with a little help from cling film, how we're all a bunch of proud wankers and leave you all questioning .... how good of a recreation of Vic's pubey fanny can Laura manage using only her Son's Play-Doh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.2	No topic is of limit for these potty mouths found buns.
0:10.3	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:14.4	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your hoof.
0:18.7	Nell, holes bartered.
0:22.9	Hi Laura, how are you?
0:24.5	Babe, I am good, how are you?
0:27.1	I'm very sweaty, but other than that I'm alright.
0:30.0	I mean, I'm hotboxing it at the moment.
0:32.8	Even my palms are sweating.
0:34.6	I love a hotbox.
0:36.1	In the least M&M way possible.
0:39.7	In the least M&M way possible.
0:41.2	Which is palms and mumps.
0:42.4	Sweaty.
0:43.4	Sweaty mingeway.
0:44.4	I have worn a bikini basically for the last three days
0:47.5	and nothing else.
0:48.8	Yeah, well done.
0:49.8	Love it.
0:50.8	Yeah, my kids have, they spray shit all over my living room
0:54.9	windows to catch flies, which next.
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