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The Wildlife In Kristin’s Neighborhood Is Getting Even Bolder!

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The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She thought everything was over after the they made peace with the crows! But a new crop of wildlife is causing chaos in Kristin’s neighborhood, and they're even bolder!

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0:00.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

0:08.3

slide by on track to your

0:15.0

there,

0:20.0

the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.

0:21.0

This is how travels should feel, on our trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel

0:32.2

The Bert show the Bonus content that we provide for you guys every week. Let's call it like the edgy Burt show, the stuff we can't do right here.

0:40.1

This week we get downright X-rated with a story that Kristen told that had us all like,

0:46.0

what, that can't be true? No way!

0:49.0

And the family is like, devastated over this X-rated story.

0:53.9

Ruined.

0:54.9

Rooed, I say, the Birchow.com

0:57.2

slash bonus BS.

0:58.6

Okay, so the same person, if I understand it, that had the crow problem, your friend that had the

1:03.3

crow problem, now has a different wildlife problem. She does. Okay. Bless her

1:08.1

heart. So, Mo, I remember you told us a story a while back of how like the deer here are just

1:15.7

very brazen. D G A F deer if I do say so myself.

1:20.5

Absolutely. They're just trying to cruise with the general pop.

1:24.0

There was a morning I was walking here, walking to work, early morning and Dere just jumped out

1:29.2

the bush, looked at me, we had a moment, I thought it was about to go down, and thank God the dear decided to keep running.

1:35.0

This is one of those times where I wish there was a camera on us full time so we could rewind to see what really happened that year.

1:42.0

As a guy from New York City that sees it. to see what really happen with that tear.

1:43.0

As a guy from New York City that sees the deer,

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