Good morning from hell. It's me, Clayton, younger brother Satan, and the number one podcast

here in hell on this, the show. Good morning from hell. And joining me, as always, with a big,

dumb fucking smile wiped across his face. What the fuck he's smiling about? It's Chris DeMaris.

Hi, I'm Chris, and I am dead. smile wiped across his face. What the fuck he's smile about? It's Chris DeMaris.

Hi, Chris, and I am dead.

And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

Why are you so chipper?

This is obnoxious.

I got to slap that grin off your face.

You look way too happy for someone who's living in hell.

Ow! It's still on. Still grinning. Yeah, I know. What has gotten into you? You just... I want to say that there's a pep in your step, but I kind of cut your ankles off earlier today, so you're kind of like, you know, dragging around a little bit, but... Yeah. No, you're just... You seem thrilled. Yeah, my limp has a jig to it. I'll say that.

What?

You know, when I'm limping around, I'm kind of jig. I know what you're going for, but it's just, okay. Big smiles. What's happening, Chris, please. I fill me in, fill in the audience. Well, I met someone. Oh, great, not this again. I met someone. Okay. All right. The way that you're pointing your index fingers together and then you're kind of like, you're like looking at me bashfully and like curling and non-existent pig tail says a lot about this. Tell me more. I'm so, I'm so curious. I don't want to, you know, jinx things or curse them, but, well, I was out running errands. Uh-huh. And I stopped by the Harmer's Market, you know, picking up some locally made torture devices. Mm-hmm. Of course. Yeah, yeah, some unethically sourced food. A poison oak and things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I met someone who had a little stand and we were chatting and just like hit it off. You know when there's like chemistry. You know when there's chemistry, you know there's chemistry, right? You know what I'm talking about when there's chemistry. Stop winking at me. Oh my God. Okay. And then we were talking and she said that she thought I was cute and wanted to meet up later. So, yeah, I've got a date. Oh, what are you thinking? What do you have in mind for this date? I don't want to be presumptuous. So I figured we might catch a flick. Oh, oh, like what's emoji movie maybe? Moji Movie 18?

Is that the one that's out right now?

No, no, just that, you know, that giant device that just like flings you into the air? Oh, oh, a flick. God, I think you're talking about a movie. You're talking about the actual like flick. Yeah, the flicker. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like amusement, right? you get excitement, right?

It's scary, right?

Yeah, yeah. It's like a roller coaster, right?

Yeah, I mean, they have all sorts of fun, like... Yeah. It's kind of like an amusement ride. You know, do you get excitement, right? It's scary, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like a roller coaster, right?

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