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The Raven Effect

Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Raven gives the latest update on his shoulder recovery; Tips and tricks to beat the tax system from financial pros the Raven Effect; Rules for getting anally probed, either by fingers or thermometer; Learning to do things left handed; Rich tells a story about his new cat, turns out it's pregnant; Why does pet food smell so bad? The story of Quilty the cat; The real reason Snakes On A Plane was made; Taylor Swift is the most powerful person on Earth; The odd connection between Taylor Swift and John Fogerty; The hits of Creedence Clearwater Revival; Epic poop stories, and of course, all the usual perversions.
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1:20.7	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, fluzies, and reprobates. This is Raven.
1:39.7	Hello and welcome to the Raven Effect Podcast. It's been, it's been one week since you
2:00.5	looked at me. Now that's a different thing. It's September 28th. We're back to Thursday
2:06.0	night. I had my surgery on a 13. So that's 15 days ago. I'm on money paying really. Then
2:13.7	it seemed to be feeling better, huh? But I still kind of grogged out and I can't do a lot
2:21.7	because I only got one arm and I got to keep my other arm out. I've been trying to do too
2:25.3	much. I'm trying to use both hands for stuff. If I want to test my blood sugar,
2:36.7	for my type of diabetes, I have to use both hands to pull the open things and pull things out.
2:43.2	And when I do that, I put so much pressure on my shoulder that I've popped the blood
2:47.9	keeps pouring out, not pouring out. Blood keeps coming out of my shoulder. But the bandage is
2:53.1	still on it. So I don't know what it looks like underneath. Probably a big gooey mess.
2:57.3	This wasn't a masturbation-related incident. Was it? No. No. No. Like, I can do my taxes, but uh,
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