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On the day of my vacation, you guys dragged me in here. You guilt me. You plead guilty.

I said, are you actually not a brand and guilted man? I did not guilt you. I said, what

guilted you? You're branded. You're that big of a pussy. I said, I wanted to go get pins.

And then you said, are you seriously not coming in? What? I thought you were joking. I

thought you were joking too. Everyone would have I would I joke about the Nick Tuesday movement.

I said, are you actually not coming in today? And then you're like, duh fuck, I guess I'll

come in. Yeah, we were just making sure because we thought it was a joke. No, there was guilt

in it. You got everyone would have respected it if you took the day off. You can leave now

if you guilted yourself. I was thinking about it in a Nick Tuesday tomorrow. I'm taking a

Sass Wednesday and Thursday and probably Friday too. Shit. Yeah. I don't know. I cost two on

accident. We're trying to do a clean show today. Two minutes and 57 seconds. I'm doing it.

I want all the way. Yeah. Well, mine was a quote. So I need one minority to walk in the door.

Well, I'm still going to get my credit jokes off. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's good.

Um, I was going to take today off, but I figured, oh, Nardini text me and she's like, Nick,

we need you in. I'm in a half if you come in on all of it. All right. I guess I'll make

what she texted me $14 an hour. Wait, what? She's like, what should I say to Nick to make him come in?

I guess I'll say that. Um, but the Nick Tuesday movement, first of all, it's people think it's

like selfish. It's I'm not meaning Nick is in my name. I'm meaning like the verb, like you're

cutting a little bit out of the week. It just so happens to be my name and I happen to be the

face. You're the face of it. Yeah. Every pick in the montage. Yeah. Yeah.

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