The Washington Post Exposes Nonstop Lies About the War in Afghanistan | Lupita Nyong'o
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.0 | December 11, 2019. |
| 0:09.0 | From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. |
| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:15.0 | Here's edition. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you so much for shooting in. |
| 0:35.0 | And thank you for coming out. |
| 0:36.0 | As always, thank you so much. |
| 0:38.0 | Let's do it. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:40.0 | Our guest tonight is one of my favorite actors in the whole wide world. |
| 0:43.0 | And she's my best friend, but she doesn't know it. |
| 0:46.0 | Lupita Nyonger is here, everybody. |
| 0:49.0 | We're going to be talking about her New York Times bestselling children's book |
| 0:53.0 | and the new Star Wars movie she's in. |
| 0:55.0 | Also, on tonight's show, we find the worst place to have your wedding. |
| 0:59.0 | Ronnie Chang sees dead people and the US government admits it's been lying to you. |
| 1:04.0 | So let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 1:10.0 | Let's kick it off with Time Magazine's Person of the Year. |
| 1:15.0 | It's an annual message to the world's other 7.7 billion people that you suck. |
| 1:20.0 | And this year's Honorary is an obvious choice. |
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