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🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I didn't have a lot of options. |
| 0:04.0 | After the layoff, I burned through most of my savings in under six months. |
| 0:09.0 | My lease was up, rent had jumped again, and I didn't exactly have stellar credit or a fallback plan. |
| 0:16.0 | What I had was a car full of boxes, a suitcase, and a laptop that would only boot up when plugged in |
| 0:22.1 | at a 45 degree angle. So, when I saw the ad, quiet single bedroom, detached, utilities |
| 0:30.2 | included, $600 per month, I messaged the number before I even finish reading the rest. |
| 0:37.6 | The landlord didn't ask any questions. |
| 0:40.7 | He didn't care about credit or ask for a background check. |
| 0:44.6 | All he wanted was the first month's rent in cash, |
| 0:47.7 | which I withdrew across three ATMs to avoid alerting the bank that I was nearly empty. |
| 0:54.5 | When I pulled up, the place looked decent, I guess, old but not falling apart. |
| 1:03.7 | A single level structure with chipped paint, crooked porch light, and a lived in smell that clung to the air like wet paper. |
| 1:12.3 | He handed me the keys with the lease still half filled out, said, don't worry about the |
| 1:17.4 | quirks. She's old, but she'll hold up. |
| 1:21.8 | Then got in his truck and left. |
| 1:25.4 | Inside was smaller than the photos. The living room bled straight into the kitchenette. |
| 1:31.4 | The floor groaned even when I wasn't moving, but it was quiet and it was mine. The bedroom was |
| 1:39.8 | plain, three white walls and one with wallpaper, floral and faded. It looked like something |
| 1:47.4 | out of an estate sale. It was the only decorative thing in the house, and even then, just barely. |
| 1:55.3 | I ran my hand over it. The paper was smooth, no tears but old. I figured maybe it was left over from a remodel |
| 2:04.8 | that never got finished. I tear it down and paint it later, add it to the list. That |
| 2:12.0 | night I set up a mattress on the floor, shoved my boxes into the corners, and fell asleep faster than I expected. |
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