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Live! Atlanta's News and Talk. Live in lockdown, from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable,

mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all

of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy May Day, Comrade.

Happy May Day, Comrade.

And to all of the comrades out there, the workers of the world one day shall unite

and leave us all in miserable poverty. That's usually what happens,

but I like the idea. The first part about workers uniting. Now we have to amend that on this

May Day. Workers of the world unite, but keep six feet between you. We still have to practice social distancing

as we workers are uniting around the world. That part isn't so good. I like people getting

together. But if you look at history, I don't know, 10, 15, 20, 25 years after the workers unite, they basically leave

whatever country they united in in complete miserable poverty. But let's, you know,

since this is May Day. And also May Day has the other thing like May Day, May Day, I guess an

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