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Live in lockdown, from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond,

hour one of the Bonheasler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the being, not so huggable,

mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaise.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all

of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And I'm perfecting my pet parenting skills this morning, Erica.

You, by the way, we will get into that because you, my friend, I don't want to cause

alarm, because, you know, we try to have fun here.

Hillary's already laughing Hillary is we try to have fun here I do want to start with a little bit

of admonishment but I want to push your cat I don't want to use the term because

if you if I'm joking around and I say you're a cat abuser, people

lose their minds and think that you're you know doing horrible physical things. No, no, no, no. This

is very subtle. And your pet parenting skills, along with that of your girlfriend, I have to say,

are very, very poor. And you are not physically harming your cat. I don't want

anyone to think anything like that is going on. Of course, you would never do that. But

subtly, suddenly, you are harming your cat because you think you're doing good things. This happens,

right? The road to hell is paved with good intentions that is where

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