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Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon, right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.

Live in lockdown, from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, for the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I'm bringing it back, Eric. Happy Friday!

You know, that would normally, on any most given Fridays, that would annoy me.

But not today. I join you. I join you, my

millennial, my young millennial producer friend. I join you. I won't say Fri-Ye. Well, I just did,

but you know what? I won't say it the way that you did. But I will say that I'm in a very

good mood today. And if you're listening and you think, oh, but the times, I'm in a very good mood today. And if you're listening and you think,

oh, but the times, I'm in a very good mood today.

And if that offends you, then get ready for a whole lot more offense.

How could I not be in a good mood?

Nothing is better than waking up and finding early in the morning

that something you've ordered has been delivered,

and I am so happy already.

This is only one part of the equation.

This is a two-part order.

But I'm happy to report that the ball maintenance kit has arrived.

How can I have a bad weekend?

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