The Von Haessler Doctrine: S15/EP204 - Shower Man!
The Von Haessler Doctrine
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🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 122 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for listening to the Bon Hesler Doctrine podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. |
| 0:12.0 | These people just make noise and basically waste our time. |
| 0:18.0 | Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you. |
| 0:22.0 | All right, this week's rainy Monday edition of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. |
| 0:33.5 | I am your lovable radio host, Eric von Hesler. |
| 0:38.2 | The doctrinares are here. |
| 0:39.5 | Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, George Clark, Jared Yamamoto. |
| 0:43.7 | You know, on this rainy edition. |
| 0:47.8 | This rainy Monday edition. |
| 0:50.2 | By the way, we need the rain, so I'm very happy about it. |
| 0:52.8 | We are, as you may or may not know, in an extreme drought. |
| 0:56.5 | And Luke Bryan said it best. |
| 0:58.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:59.3 | There's no need to bring horrible, modern. |
| 1:02.9 | Rain makes corn. |
| 1:04.9 | Corn makes. |
| 1:06.1 | Whiskey makes me nothing all for my truck. |
| 1:08.5 | Whiskey makes my baby. |
| 1:10.4 | Get a little freaky. |
| 1:11.8 | Jared got lucky singing that line at some point in his life, and he still remembers how good |
| 1:17.5 | the sex was, because it comes up, it comes up as a reference way more than he's ever |
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