This is The Bird Show.

So he really wants to date somebody in the office, but she just lost her husband.

So how long should he wait before he makes a move?

Got an email we want to run by you here in just a second.

Before we do that, here's a reason why guys are confused.

So this tick talk started going viral a couple of days ago of a dude in his apartment

and woman shows up, gets out of the car, quickly goes on up to the door, starts knocking on the

door, and starts complaining that this guy has cut her off, right? Even though that's what she wanted.

Okay, here it is.

I've had to come all the way here on my day off just because you haven't texted me.

Sorry, what?

Why are you acting like that?

Why are you here?

Because you haven't said anything to me for the past two weeks.

Have you seen me? You told me to not contact you anymore.

That doesn't mean don't contact me.

Are you dumb? Like, are you actually sick?

You said to me, you would appreciate no further contact.

You broke up with me.

That was me then.

That doesn't mean you don't speak to me for two weeks to even care about my life.

I could be dead and you just don't care.

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