🏡 The Valley Season 3 Episode 1 Recap: No Jax, Britt's Sparkle, Luke Chill Out Bruh & Lacey vs. Michelle

Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

Amy Phillips

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Drama Darling, Amy Phillips and Emily Dorezas recap the premiere episode of The Valley as season three kicks off without Jax. They dig into the season’s biggest threads: ongoing (not finalized) divorces for Brittany/Jax and Michelle/Jesse. They discuss the “sip and see” and why they don’t trust Lacey but love seeing Kristen as a mom. And btw, Luke, TOO SOON BRUH! Chill out, she's only 3 months post-partum and she's yelling at pool parties while holding your child so back off, she needs a minute. They love seeing Schwartz and Lala and briefly touch on Sai's divorce and Jen Shah's interview.

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0:00.0	Drama Darling
0:07.0	Drama Darling
0:09.0	Drama Darling
0:11.0	Drama Darling
0:12.0	Drama Darling
0:15.0	Dara Darling
0:20.0	Today is a Valley Recap. We're heading into Season
0:26.2	3 of the Valley. Wow. And there is no Jacks to be found. You guys, if you are interested in
0:34.4	listening to other recaps, please head on over to patreon.com
0:37.9	slash drama darling for ad-free video if you're tier two zoom hangouts live streams polls you
0:46.8	name it we're waiting for you joining me today's emily derisas hi emily welcome back in thank you
0:53.8	there was just one nod to jackson That was his sign coming down from the bar at the top of the episode.
0:59.9	Wasn't that great? And the crashing of the little bulb.
1:03.9	The crash.
1:06.1	His light is out.
1:07.9	And my loudspeak old. I've got my sporko-bye-y-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g- And, well, let's just officially welcome ourselves
1:18.0	back in.
1:18.6	Hi.
1:19.6	Hello.
1:20.6	Welcome in.
1:21.6	Thank you.
1:22.6	Wow.
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