The Vaccine That Is Very NSFW - Feel Good Friday

Sickboy

CBC

Society & Culture

4.8 • 524 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Have you been a naughty boy/girl/person? Nurse Parker is here to make sure you get your prick. Only this vaccine is not safe for work. Or public. Or anywhere in earshot of anyone who might feel uncomfortable with audible medical fetish pornography. On a more serious note, Nova Scotia has some work to do when it comes to healthcare. No one should die in a wheelchair in the ER while waiting to receive care. However if Jeremie dies let it be known, his funeral better be a banger. Pour one out for him. All over him. Finally, Arnold has some choice words for all you schmucks out there and Quebec cracks down on vaccine passports. Lots of ground to cover this week folks!

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0:00.0	Hi, Steve Patterson here, host of the debaters, the show where Canada's best comics battle it out.
0:05.2	This week, we're asking if silence is golden, which is quite the question for two comedians.
0:09.6	And this goes without saying.
0:11.5	Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
0:15.0	This is a CBC podcast.
0:21.9	And we're sitting now, yeah.
0:23.6	We go to kids, yeah, all the money is.
0:27.1	We go to the kids, yeah, all in our eyes.
0:30.8	We go to things, yeah, all in our heads, we're going to usually do this. This is a trigger.
0:53.3	Right off the bat. Actually, it's not really a trigger warning. It's an NSFW warning.
0:57.0	So the reason I'm saying this is because I kind of want to save our own asses.
1:04.4	So if you are listening to the podcast on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and you are at work right now,
1:12.3	make sure you have headphones on.
1:17.2	If you are listening to the podcast on one of those platforms and there are family members around,
1:26.1	put those headphones on. And if you are watching this on YouTube, make sure you're against a wall to your back and you're in a corner and no one else can see your screen.
1:31.0	With that, let's go into this very interesting lane that I found today.
1:36.8	Hit it, Brian.
1:38.2	And check this into your arm.
1:43.7	It's going to go right through your bloodstream, into your veins.
1:48.5	That's it.
1:50.6	That's all it is.
1:52.0	Oh, that looks sticky.
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