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No Fun with Jen Kirkman

THE US OF ABORTION

No Fun with Jen Kirkman

Misfit Toys

I Can Barely Take Care Of Myself, 485516, Arts, Performing Arts, I’m Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine), I Know What I’m Doing And Other Lies I Tell Myself, Comedian, Society & Culture, Ast Records, Just Keep Livin’?, 396180, Personal Journals, Comedy

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

This week: Jen talks about how “Bennifer” let Affleck’s 10 year old son sit behind the wheel of a Lamborghini at a car dealership and he had a small fender bender, abortion was loved by everyone and represented freedom in 1770’s America, liberals falling for Liz Cheney, when a mobster president threatens the lives of election workers, and Jen has another weirdo guy neighbor who has no boundaries.


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0:00.0

Miss Fit toys

0:30.0

No fun, no fun, good shit, good with my gosh, come to bed.

0:35.0

No fun, the Jen Kirkman podcast season 10 episode 13 coming to you on the last Thursday of June.

0:46.0

I don't know why I'm saying that like that is at all significant.

0:50.0

Yeah, yeah, that's how I'm feeling right now.

0:58.0

I have so much to talk about. I have stupid shit to talk about. I'll tell you what I'm going to talk about.

1:03.0

You all remember my weirdo neighbor from my apartment in Los Angeles, the guy across the hall that I couldn't tell what was his problem,

1:13.0

he kept banging on my door all the time trying to hang out and we were the first two people to live in the building and I was like, why is there always a weirdo within 500 feet of me.

1:23.0

And my building manager said, oh, well, he got hit in the head with a bulldozer. He's harmless and I was like, I don't, I can't, can you please, can you please tell him to not bang on women's doors.

1:34.0

Sorry, he got hit in the head with a bulldozer.

1:39.0

Well, I've got another one of those living right next door to me in my place in Brooklyn. We'll talk about that on this episode.

1:46.0

I got some, you know, to relieve us from the craziness of the world mildly funny story about my having to set a boundary with the neighbors as usual.

1:57.0

I'm a fool about it. And I'm going to talk about a little bit about this Robi Wade overturning decision. I will probably say nothing.

2:05.0

Opinion wise that you haven't heard before, but I will share a very interesting Twitter thread that I saw that I'm not surprised by I think I knew vaguely of it, but the rich history of abortion during the time of the founding fathers who are quite fond of it.

2:25.0

And I will be talking a little bit about the January 6th year is a little bit of a political episode as we head into Independence Day. That's right. I have freedom of speech. You don't like these topics and you don't listen. You only get the first 20 minutes anyway.

2:40.0

And then I'll be talking about how Ben Affleck let his son sit in the driver's seat of a fancy sports car and the Lamborghini and the kid had a car accident.

2:55.0

I'm not laughing at that. I'm just laughing at I don't even know. I can't even imagine. Well, I'll get into what would have happened if that happened to me as a kid with my parents.

3:07.0

And if something else pops into my head of pops into my head who knows where this episode will go, but I can at least promise you those four topics. Now before I get into this episode, I want to let you know.

3:21.0

That no fun. The Jen Kirkman podcast is a Patreon podcast. I am powered by people subscribing for $3 or $5 a month. That's it. That's all I charge. You get two full episodes in a bonus episode at the $5 level. The $3 level. You simply get the episodes every other week. But there will be way more bonuses coming to the $5 level.

3:44.0

Whether it's the upcoming and just like that recaps of season two. Whether it is sound clips. That's not the word audio recordings from my workout shows.

3:56.0

Gonna panic like it's 1999. This they will never be video recorded. It is not going to be a toward is not going to be a special people. If I didn't get a comedy special five years ago, what makes you think five years later.

4:06.0

They're going to film a one woman show, but that was in the goal anyway. The goal is to have a running show in New York City where I live. Get it so popular that I can make a good second living on running this professional show all the time, which right now it's just a workshop.

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