Hello and welcome to the ASMR auto repair shop.

I've been informed that your vehicle isn't performing up to its expected standards.

I've no fear I've been doing this mechanic thing for the past, let's see, maybe 40 hours or so. And I feel confident that at the very least I can distract you from your

car problems and put you to sleep.

Yes yes I do understand you would prefer if I help diagnose the issue with your vehicle.

That is the goal, I agree, and I'm here to help with that goal.

But being a mechanic is very difficult, to be frank I think it's going to be easier

if I give you a parts list from a couple of diagrams and explain them so that maybe you can figure it out on your own or you can just stop asking me to fix your car but but let's see I'm absolutely willing to help now again as I just mentioned I have several diagrams but

from parts of different cars I don't even need to hear what's wrong with your car

because well because of my limited experience and

resources I don't think it would be much use in addition to not needing to see or hear what's wrong with your vehicle, I also don't need you to tell me the make model or year of your car because unfortunately these diagrams I have in front of me are the only

resource I have to diagnose the issue and to identify parts.

This is a new auto repair shop. We don't have Wi-Fi yet either, so I haven't been able to print other diagrams.

Sorry about that. But we do have a fax machine. That again is not working. But, and I may have a car

jack somewhere around here. I'm very good at what I do.

I'm pretty knowledgeable I think, but anyway, here's what I have.

Let's focus on really solving this issue.

I'm going to guess that you have a 2010 Honda Accord

E Excel V6 four-door sedan and again you don't have to correct me if I'm wrong because unfortunately it's not

of much use.

So again, let's assume it's a 2010 on the cord, EXL, V6, four-door sedan.

Oh, very nice vehicle, by the way.

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