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Sound up the trumpets, paint down the lights. The magic and mystery and wonders they flight.

A world full of danger, always nearby. Been offered they have arrived.

The song accents are on bright brand new age. The rise ups about all the challenge for pace.

They wish evil, saving the damn Unexpectable time you wait.

When last we left our adventures, Kai Valentinius, Otho Valentinius, Milo Brightbeam,

Gaius Agni, and Eastcanned Seat Lolli. The party ventures westward to the human kingdom of Athel,

set on a quest to seek out one Gertrude Galosway. After making their way through Emerald Keep and

breaching the ghastly fog wall of Esenvale, they now bask in a beautiful countryside and gentle

wood, but what lies ahead for an trepid gang, and will the party make their way to Centralia,

and will they survive Centralia? With that, let us return to Athel and to the Unexpectables.

Though your time in Esenvale was not as long as your time in Mardarallo,

once again, the jarring difference between the dead husk of a country compared to the beautiful

lush greenery of Athel is staggering, to say the least.

We're just walking, right? Yeah. Legally distinct, walking song, walking along the way.

No one will know what I'm doing. That is what I say.

Thank God, someone fucking caught that something for the lap. Thank you for the fucking pity lap,

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