The Two-Shot: Gods of Egypt and The Night of Counting the Years!

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

GODS OF EGYPT is one of the biggest and most bizarre blockbuster bombs of the decade, an ultra-expensive journey into Egyptian culture featuring no Egyptian actors, and an Iron Man suit made out of god guts. So why the hell is this notorious disaster the perfect double feature with the acclaimed 1969 film THE NIGHT OF COUNTING THE YEARS, a serious exploration of cultural exploitation and… oh wait, we may have answered our own question…Join film critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold as they show you the place where good taste and bad taste collide, every week on THE TWO-SHOT! Email us at letters(a)criticallyacclaimed.net, follow your hosts on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, and follow the podcast/website at @CriticAcclaim to vote for the notorious movies YOU want us to review!Check out our website at www.criticallyacclaimed.net and head on over to www.patreon.com/criticacclaim to contribute to the show and get even more exclusive content!

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0:28.0	Pluto, still a planet in our hearts.
0:44.0	Hello everybody and welcome back to the two-shot. That's right, it's your double-punch sound effect for movies and things.
0:50.0	Play that sound effect again, will you?
0:53.0	Ah, thank you.
0:55.0	Every time I do that he has to edit the sound effect back in after the fact.
1:00.0	I hate you so much. It's so late.
1:04.0	When do we record this?
1:06.0	Hey everybody, my name is William Bihani.
1:08.0	I'm a film critic for The Rap and Bloody Disgusting and everybody calls me Bives.
1:12.0	My name is Whitney Se Sybold. I write for
1:13.7	various websites. I wrote five pages on Captain Picard today.
1:18.4	Ahh! Because there's a new Captain Picard TV series and I got thoughts.
1:22.4	Give me one. Captain Picard TV series and I got thoughts.
1:28.0	Give me one thought. Give us a preview. One thought you had about Picard. About... None of them are good.
1:31.0	Ooh. Well, I like Picard.
1:33.0	Picard's like a hero of mine, and that they're bringing him back for CBS All Access is great and horrible.
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