The Two-Shot: G-Force and Mystery Men!

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Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Film Reviews

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Sam Rockwell, and Tracy Morgan… are… G-FORCE, a team of adorable superspy guinea pigs who team up to escape a pet store and save the planet from an evil billionaire with plan to turn every household appliance into a killer robot!Classy! And yet, somehow it’s the perfect double feature for the under appreciated but absolutely brilliant MYSTERY, starring Ben Stiller, William H. Macy, Janeane Garofalo and Hank Azaria are D-list superheroes who get their turn in the spotlight after their city’s most popular protector goes missing!(And yes, it IS a classic.)Join film critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold as they show you the place where good taste and bad taste collide, every week on THE TWO-SHOT! Email us at letters(a)criticallyacclaimed.net, follow your hosts on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, and follow the podcast/website at @CriticAcclaim to vote for the notorious movies YOU want us to review!Check out our website at www.criticallyacclaimed.net and head on over to www.patreon.com/criticacclaim to contribute to the show and get even more exclusive content!

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1:09.4	friends welcome to the two-shot.
1:11.4	Ow! My body Welcome to the two shot. Ooh!
1:14.0	My body!
1:15.0	Punched at you with two tiny little cutsy guinea pig fists.
1:19.0	My name is Whitney Seibel. I am a film critic.
1:25.0	That's a hell of an image.
1:27.0	I write for bloody disgusting. I've had my stuff published in I.
1:30.0	I've had my stuff published everywhere on the internet. I even once applied to be a film critic for adult films.
1:37.0	No. But it was a racket.
1:40.0	Ah, of course it is. Because what they, what they, uh, what they, uh, had you do is you had to buy the film out of your own pocket and then you watched it and reviewed it and then they would refund you the cost of the film if you mailed it back to them.
1:53.8	So you're paying to mail it back to them.
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