The Two-Shot: All the Sharktopus Movies!

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Half-shark, half-octopus, all cheesy! That’s the SHARKTOPUS movies for you, a series of extremely low-budget monster movies where a Sharktopus fights a Pteracuda AND a Whalewolf and bungee jumpers get devoured in mid-bounce and Conan O’Brien’s severed head gets used as a volleyball.Are the SHARKTOPUS movies as good as they sound? Are they as bad as they sound? And are they the key to unlocking hidden truths about cinema itself?Join film critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold as they show you the place where good taste and bad taste collide, every week on THE TWO-SHOT! Email us at letters(a)criticallyacclaimed.net, follow your hosts on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, and follow the podcast/website at @CriticAcclaim to vote for the notorious movies YOU want us to review!Check out our website at www.criticallyacclaimed.net and head on over to www.patreon.com/criticacclaim to contribute to the show and get even more exclusive content!

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1:03.0	Why are you meowing? I don't know.
1:05.0	Uh, it's the welcome back to the two shot, uh, where we review a whole bunch of stuff and there's a punching sound effect.
1:11.0	Whoo! O! Ow my jaw!
1:14.0	Uh, my name is William Bibyani.
1:15.6	I'm a film critic for The Rap and Blended Disgusting and I Jan and critically acclaimed and everybody calls
1:20.0	me Bibs.
1:21.0	My name is Whitney Seibold.
1:22.2	I am a film critic of these sorts of things.
1:26.0	Indeed.
1:28.0	Specifically, these sorts of things.
1:30.0	We review a lot of garbage, but we review good movies too yes but this week pretty much
1:36.8	garbage much garbage now it's garbage because you demanded it now we put it out to
1:41.9	you our dear listeners in a poll as is our wants a series of like
1:48.5	modern day creature features. Sci-Fi original films for the most part. So films like Two-headed Shark Attack.
1:54.7	You didn't vote for that.
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