The Twins don't measure up, but we know a few people who do - #2745

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever wanted to suddenly become very tall, like in the hit film Like Mike? Well before you rub that magic lamp, think twice. Sure, you might get a deal with the NBA, but getting into small cars already sucks. Do you really want to be even more uncomfortable on road trips? Plus if it's a Tesla someone's going to throw a molotov at you, and if you're very tall you might get hit right in the face. Talk about a bad day.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:08.3	Alex Bram Bernard Rass was in.
0:10.8	Andy Bram Bernard.
0:12.0	And Kristen doesn't have her mic on.
0:15.6	Is not hearable.
0:18.1	You're muted.
0:18.7	Christian Byrd!
0:19.1	There we go.
0:20.1	Oh, my God. You oh my god you and Alex
0:21.7	you and Alex
0:22.3	you and Alex got the mute
0:22.8	going
0:23.4	I'm acting like
0:25.5	it's March 2020
0:26.5	and I don't know
0:27.3	how to deal with mute
0:28.3	really nice
0:29.7	you're muted
0:30.5	oh yeah
0:32.0	really nice
0:33.0	ladies gentlemen
0:33.4	today's show
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