The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

And you thought you didn't like Jacob before...

This week, Nando DJ and Diggins enter the Twilight endgame and watch the movie that certainly feels like a bridge to the finale, Breaking Dawn – Part 1.

They nitpick the powers, the wedding, and of course the imprinting.

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0:00.0	What's going on?
0:08.4	I am Nando.
0:09.8	And I'm DJ.
0:11.5	And I am Diggons.
0:13.8	And this is mostly nitpicking, a podcast where every week we pick apart a piece of pop culture by looking exclusively at the details.
0:20.0	Woohoo!
0:20.6	Woohoo! Woohoo!
0:21.6	It's week.
0:23.0	The quest continues.
0:24.8	The voyage through the twilight hellscape.
0:28.9	Zone?
0:29.6	Beyond the halfway point.
0:31.3	And we're beginning to see daybreak.
0:34.5	I mean, dawn break, I guess.
0:35.6	But we're able to see the end of the tunnel, because we are doing Twilight Part 4, whatever, Breaking Dawn. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel, the light coming from the Breaking Dawn. Exactly. The Twilight? Yeah. The Twilight from the end of the tunnel. No, Twilight's the opposite. Twilight is when the sun go down. It's the name of the damn series. Breaking Dawn is when sun go up. Twilight when sun go down. You go with theme. I think you have to go with theme. It's weird that the sun go up, sun go down. The book is names like down from the up saga. Like that's weird, right? They're opposites. Well, first one is Twilight when sun go down. then it's new moon, it's night, then it's eclipse, it's day, but it's dark out and then pretty dawns day, obviously.
1:17.4	Yeah, I guess eclipse is the weird one there, right?
1:20.1	Yeah, it gets weird in Washington, probably, or Canada, wherever this is supposed to be.
1:26.8	They're like, everyone knows it goes, it goes new moon, and then eclipse, and then the dawn comes. We're all, we all know this. To be fair, is it a lunar eclipse or a solar eclipse? That's true. It could be a lunar eclipse. Yeah, there are two kinds of eclipses. But we'll talk about that. Maybe next week. I don't think it'll come up because night doesn't seem to really matter
1:27.8	to any of these characters
1:28.8	when you get down to it. That's true. They just do whatever they want. But I guess they love it in the books because we have to talk about Twilight. But before that, you guys, speaking of Twilight, Robert Pattinson's in it. You know what he's not in? The Oscars this year because they suck again.
2:03.1	You guys, they did it.
2:05.5	They got back to sucking, and boy, did they.
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