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The Trouble with Transporters

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CGP Grey

Education

4.9797 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

In Star Trek, the transporter moves you from one spot to another, saving on shuttle fuel and special effects budgets.

0:07.0

In Universe, it's the safest way to travel.

0:09.0

Yes, sometimes two guys die horrible mutilated deaths under rare circumstances, but trillions of individuals transport to work every morning without a hiccup.

0:17.0

But what if the transporter isn't as safe as claimed?

0:20.0

What if the death rate isn't point almost nothing percent, but 100% if the transporter isn't as safe as claimed? What if the death rate isn't

0:21.3

point almost nothing percent but 100% because the transporter is a suicide box?

0:27.0

First, how does the transporter work? There are technical manuals with pages and pages of

0:32.1

hilariously over specific details that yet say so little. Star Trek is nothing if not consistently

0:38.3

inconsistent, but taking the most common elements, first the transporter

0:42.0

scans you down to the quark, takes apart your atoms, and sends the pieces of you to

0:46.2

the destination for reassembly. But is it you on the other end or a copy that thinks

0:51.4

it's you? Well, who is you? That's a hell of a big question, but let's

0:55.8

try to be good scientists about it. We don't assume there's a magic part of you that can't be

1:00.5

measured. After all, if it can't be measured, that means by definition it can't affect anything.

1:05.4

So, Occam's razor it away and we take you as you seem to be, a collection of atoms arranged

1:10.1

to think they're you.

1:11.1

And because the arrangement of atoms in post-transport you is exactly the same as pre-transport,

1:15.6

you must be you. Case closed.

1:17.6

But, you might still have this nagging feeling that your experience of stepping into the transporter

1:22.6

will be a funny sound, a bright light, than nothingness eternal.

1:26.6

While down on the planet, a brand new life, complete with all your memories, up to the moment

1:30.5

before your death, popped into existence and assumed it's you.

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