The Triumphant Return of VD
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I saw a kid once, sorry, I saw a kid, we were doing up downs, they ended up to practice. Yeah. So his face mask just hit the ground too hard, right? Which, your face mask shouldn't hit the ground. Sure. So he was concussed, and I remember, like, they were like, I think he's concussed. And somebody was like, who's your teacher? And he just kept naming grade school. Oh, really? We were in high school. |
| 0:40.5 | It was like he had, at that moment, he had no fath, he couldn't fathom that he was in high school. Yeah. I was an offensive player of the week in our conference one time. That was the week. That was the week. And you don't remember it. I do not remember the second half. I threw for like 300 and some yards. And then next time we played that team the following year, same basic team, they just killed us. |
| 0:54.3 | I was awful. Of course. Yeah, they threw like three picks in the first half. I mean, it's just garbage. What, what condition do you or did you have? And what were the side effects? 206, 803, right? Yeah, the only time in football was practice, and they took my helmet. Yep. |
| 1:12.3 | And the second smelling salt, I said, they don't work. And they were like, Tanya, give us your helmet. If a smelling salt doesn't work. The second one. Yeah, buddy, you can't have a seat. I threw it wrong with them. I threw it up. You know me. I remember, because I wasn't that bad. I remember just toss it away and cracking that second one going, |
| 1:13.7 | God, you're not working. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.2 | Give us your helmet. I threw a pass so bad, the opposing quarterback who was playing strong safety, picked me off and ran it in the end of it. The quarterback. The damn quarterback picked me off. Hello, Jason. Welcome to the men's room. Ola, bitches. |
| 1:29.9 | Ola! |
| 1:32.9 | Well, we've known each other for a long time. |
| 1:35.6 | Oh, this is VD. |
| 1:36.7 | Yeah, BD, Jason. |
| 1:37.8 | VD, what are you doing, man? |
| 1:38.8 | Hello. |
| 1:39.9 | I'm sitting on my balcony, smoking cigarettes, like you're in a style you drink a whiskey |
| 1:45.8 | I am drinking whiskey I started about an hour ago that's probably when you send me the 12 text |
| 1:53.4 | messages well I thought you would enjoy those and I thought you'd use those so you're welcome thank |
| 1:59.5 | you it's what I do. And by the way, |
| 2:03.8 | that's a free service to you, Miles. I appreciate that. My younger brother has had gout since he was 18. |
| 2:11.2 | He was diagnosed probably about a year later. So he's dealt with, you guys have all met him over the years. |
| 2:19.0 | He's dealt with chronic gout for years. |
| 2:21.0 | And about four or five weeks ago, he had a condition where he had a kidney stone that |
| 2:31.1 | our sister-in-law said, you should go to the hospital because you look terrible. |
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