Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Well, boss, if you're Vince McMahon and you're about to step into the federal courthouse in Uniondale, New York,

face a jury of your peers who will decide whether you're forever more known as

the impresario, modern PT Barnum that took wrestling out of the smoky bingo halls into the big arenas or

will be known as someone who ultimately built a short burst of ultra success on the backs of what are now

illegally to possess steroids.

Would you make sure to get that her-needed disc taken care of via surgery before you step before those folks.

Well, I mean, I didn't do it.

To do that, I wasn't doing it for attention.

I did it because...

Not attention. How about sympathy Vince?

It was the... No, it was the best thing for my health and if it happened to garner sympathy

That's just a happy coincidence well Vince McMahon's neck was braced

No, I'm sorry that you know, you that, you know, it's not like we can

plan injuries. Sometimes we get injured. Sometimes things need to happen. And I had

and I had this surgery on the books years before I was indicted.

Long-term planning?

Oh yes.

Well, that's just a thing.

I'm a long-term genius.

In wrestling, we can plan injuries, but we can't plan on what it is the jury will or

or not do until we here at the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast lay out the case in the

trial of his life.

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