Hello the internet and welcome to this episode of the trendy complexifier

Which is

Complexify the term that Jeff Bezos came up with because he is telling the truth.

You can tell he's telling the truth

because he's making up smart sounding words

that don't actually mean anything.

Yeah, my name's Jack O'Brien.

Have we met?

And that over there, that is Miles Gray?

Oh, you're Jack. I'm Jack, O'Brien. This makes a lot of sense.

Yeah. How you do, Miles? Good to be on time.

Timely anchor man reference. Yeah, always. You say, good to be on top? Yeah, good to be on top man. L. A. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you're referencing the zoom window, the stacked video. I am not all top actually. You're always on top of me. Wow well good but yeah Dodgers baby look it could be a wonderful night except for the local dogs of Los Angeles when there would inevitably be a home brew pyrotechnic

shows going off if the Dodgers end up winning tonight. Homebrew. Yeah it is fun

it's a it's a good time little pops. We needed it we needed it in LA We needed it. We needed it in LA. We needed this if we win. If we win. If we win. We

haven't had anything to celebrate in a long time. I do just want to give the context of Jeff Beezes. So Jeff Beezos told the Washington Post, we're not endorsing a candidate. You guys are going to fucking burn me is what I suspect it went like when he told them the decision.

This is also being linked to the LA Times's decision to not endorse a candidate, but that one is actually at least the daughter of one of the owners is saying that that one is in relation to the Democratic Party's complicity in the genocide in

Gaza.

So that feels a little different.

That's what wait, that's the explanation for why times that's

the explanation for the LA times given by the daughter of the owner yeah it's kind of a

weird so then oh so he was, I can't stand idly by while you endorse this candidate?

That's what I mean, Alec Eric Ketsanas was like the the

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