The Treacle Well

The Treehouse - with Danny Baker

Danny Baker

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This episode:

Do you know who you were speaking to then?
How have you been described?
Famous clothing you have worn.
Doing a job that no longer exists.
Fake accents.

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0:00.0	The Treehouse, Saps Rising, A.K.A. Your turn in the tree cool well with Danny Baker and
0:10.6	me Louise Pepper. Show three.
0:12.9	Very good morning, everybody. I think if you look on Instagram, Louise Pepper over the
0:18.6	other side of this abel there is, it's taken a photograph of the hastily scribbled introduction
0:24.3	which I hope you'll appreciate and by show three is now a good ten minutes long and I promise
0:29.7	to you is anything that's longer every week. Yesterday show A.K.A. Your turn in the tree cool
0:35.2	well. Now I've got a finely honed script. As I have every week for you, Peps, but what
0:42.9	we, you said SWAT. Yes. The Econ of SWAT. Do you know about the Econ of SWAT?
0:48.6	I don't know what that con is. I tell you who gets all the heat and all the publicity.
0:53.5	It's King Zogovalbania. By that I mean when people like to come up with over the top puffed
1:01.6	up potentate names. They always look at King Zogovalbania and various others and wazirs and
1:06.9	stuff. But the Econ of SWAT was very famous for a short while and Edward Lear wrote a wonderful
1:13.1	poem called The Econ of SWAT. If you were on the internet over there you could look it up
1:17.8	because I think it was an imaginary character but it's not. No. The Econ of SWAT. I don't
1:22.4	know where SWAT is or what an Econ is but there was somebody called that. Oh, okay.
1:26.6	So and I'll tell you what we will appoint somebody. If somebody gets in touch with us
1:31.4	via as the various offices and tells us why they were a hopeless SWAT. You will be the
1:37.3	show's official Econ of SWAT. So we were going to say something else then or I was oh
1:42.8	I know where it was. My finely honed script over here as usual is now being tossed out
1:48.7	the window because just as we were going to come on and you may have noticed I didn't
1:53.4	join in that particular conversation as I told you did the weather on television at one
1:59.6	point. When did you what you stood in front of you not got a meteorological bone in you.
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