Come get your fucking slop piggyz. The revelation of Beldefim

will drive mortal minds to the brink of sanity and then push it off.

That's the important bit.

It's all very well being on the brink of sanity, Elsa.

It's when you dive off it, face first, into the happy madness.

And that, as you were saying before we recorded that sort of Eldrich element to a certain online purveyor of, let's just say, sticky material.

You know, you say that, but, um, I've seen her porn. It's boring. Yeah. It's boring. Boring.

Yeah.

It's disappointing. It really is.

I mean I'm just saying I make better porn.

I would pay for it.

Yeah? Yeah, I would. how much can I put you down for?

All of it.

All of it, excellent.

I got like two videos.

I'll rob a bank. I'll rob a bank. I'll rob a bank to afford it. I will. Don't

fucking test me. I'll do it. I mean, I've... The requests have increased, along with my bust size the bigger the boobs the greater the

the influx of requests for an onlyfans or or something of that nature but But we're not here to talk about that. Are we not really? No, I don't think so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What we're here to talk about today, also, and I will introduce you properly.

So that was one big bit of feedback I got from the last episode of the Trash Girl Diaries,

was that you were not sufficiently introduced and as host X it is my dereliction.

That's on me. That's on my what the gender criticals call my broad manly shoulders.

That's on those, Elsa.

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