I have hit record and now we are we're in the middle of an important discussion

about sauces yeah because I'm sat here in my underwear drinking curry sauce out of a tub, which feels like a new low,

except for the fact that I also know there would be gentlemen on the internet who would pay to watch it

So in a why I'm winning and at least one woman who would pay to watch it. It is called me.

Well, I've already sent you a picture of me sat here in the underwear with the curry sauce.

Yes, yes, and I I'm to approve it. I'm just kind of gopping at your

tits. I'm a level with you. They're huge. I just sent a picture of my

tits to my friend who I'm trying to charm. I left the curry sauce out of that one.

I wasn't sure which way that would that would push him.

You're nirfing yourself then that like the curry sauce like you can you can imagine all sorts of erotic scenarios with curry sauce.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I wish you would tip it over.

All over yourself. Oh all let me tell you.

Oh, thick viscous brown curry sauce all over my tits.

Get in there.

That is somebody's fetish. I guarantee it.

It's not for me. Food isn't. Food in sex for me gives me two feelings. A, that's perfectly, like, that's a waste of perfectly good food.

And B, someone's got to clean that up. It's why I've always struggled with piss. Sticky. I can't get like there's different kinds of sticky I feel and the sticky associated with food.

Like the most I could see in terms of erotic enjoyment of food is like

if you're going out to dinner with someone right and you anticipate some banging

there are ways to eat food that is suggestive and I like if you get one of those little after dinner chocolates right yeah and you like make a big show of placing it on your tongue and then closing your mouth around your finger.

Uh-huh. And that's because it suggests...

As a method of alluring a potential partner sure it's more like when they

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