I was on a trip and I met this guy that was really, really cool.

How many of you know what it's like when you meet someone and you just immediately hit it off?

You know what I'm talking about? We just hit it off.

And it was really interesting. I was asking him a lot of questions.

And then he asked me the question that I hate when I met somebody new.

He asked me, so what do you do for a living? And the reason I hate

that is because when I'm having any kind of good normal conversation, the moment I tell someone

I'm a pastor, it always gets weird. It either gets Christian weird or it gets unchristian weird.

Christian weird is when we're having a normal conversation. They say, what do you

do for a little? I say, I'm a pastor. And then all of a sudden it's, well, praise the Lord,

hallelujah, brother, you know, and it just gets Christian weird. And then there's another type of

weird where we were getting along fine, and it just goes dead. I mean, they just act like they

don't want to talk to me anymore. And so, like, I've never lied, but I think about lying every time.

So I ask me what I do for a living?

So I'm enjoying this conversation with the guy.

He says, what do you do for a living?

I was like, oh, pastor.

And the cool thing about this guy is he obviously really wasn't a Christian.

I could tell by several clues he gave me, but he just

rolled with it and he just started telling me about all his good works. And I thought this guy,

I like this guy. He's like, hey, I give money to this homeless charity and I try to be really

loving to people and I'm living with my girlfriend, but we're not having sex. He was really

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