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Welcome back to Soft Core History.

I am your host for the week Rob Fox I am joined as always by Dan Rijester and

not as always

but Jacob Goldman who is not here. We have a special guest today. Hi you know her she's been on before Gabby Monte-Méor

She's been on multiple times.

I don't remember.

For all of Jake's many absences.

Yeah, Jake just keeps leaving.

Constant absences. People are probably wondering, is this even Dan?

Without your mustache?

Or beard. The beard's already back really it takes you like half a day to grow that to grow the stubble back yeah that's not even stubble that's not stubble that's beyond that's like that's like we're just a tightly shaving be it's not five o'clock shadow that's like four day is shadow

Yeah, can you I don't think you can exist without having a beard at this point? No, it's kind of like when you press Play-Doh together.

Yeah, it's only hair.

Like if you just shaved it, there would only be hair.

I'm a hairy man.

Like if someone had to do like dental surgery the mustache the

people want the mustache I fucked it up yeah what do you do it does look your

my body left and right a lot bare than your chin yeah I know I like. I like your I like your burns the best your

grease burns. Yeah. Did you guys know that Dan likes to cook shirtless? I got

significantly more burnt on my calf. You were doing

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