The Time Dracula Saved Jesus

Softcore History

Comedy, History, Improv

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Enea Silvio Bartolomeo Piccolomini was a 15th-century smut writer who climbed all the way up the Papal ladder and became Pope Pius II, head of the Catholic Church. But his reign was during a time of major crisis for the religion. After the fall of Constantinople, with limited options to fight off the Turks, he turned to Vlad the Impaler to save Europe from Muslim rule.SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:07.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History. I'm your host for the week, Dan Regester, and I'm joined as always by Rob Fox and
0:14.4	Jake Goldman.
0:15.4	Hey hello hello it's time for history
0:20.0	looking to the past I don't know I'll write a show tune for us but oh we can change up the intro
0:26.5	it's just right I have to because we're getting dinged he'd be to the fucking dinged it's like it's
0:31.3	copyright copyright free music. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, they keep demonetizing.
0:37.2	What if Courtney just copy route the intro? What is for her voice actually? And her voice is copyrighted because she's intro to other porno or she filed?
0:46.8	She filed for the copyright.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	Yeah. For her voice and she's trying to get some cash out of us.
0:51.8	Well she already gets everything I make from.
0:54.8	Oh yeah, she wants more.
0:56.8	She wants part of our parts.
0:58.9	Yeah, yours too.
0:59.8	Not enough of a cut to just get.
1:02.6	Oh, I imagine if you guys ever get divorce,
1:04.9	it's gonna be brutal.
1:06.6	Uh, you know, TBD.
1:08.6	She's gonna cut your throat.
1:10.0	I don't know.
1:10.8	And then just drink every ounce of blood out of the
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