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🗓️ 5 December 2020
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm here about the bear, I told the woman in the ranger station. |
0:06.5 | She didn't react, her eyes, not even leaving the computer monitor she was working at. |
0:11.6 | I was about to ask again a bit louder when she slowly turned a silver chair in my |
0:16.0 | direction. She looked at me for the first time. You're here about the bear? She asked looking unconvinced. |
0:25.0 | Yeah, I said, I'm press. |
0:28.0 | She perked up at that, sitting straight and nodding like if something she'd been expecting. |
0:33.3 | Her demeanor became distinctly more professional. |
0:35.6 | You're late, she said. |
0:38.4 | Just wait there, they'll be with you in a second. |
0:40.5 | I'm going to be honest. I work for one of those spooky tabloid sites. The name of it is something |
0:47.9 | along the lines of The Dark Herald. And my work mostly involves driving long distances in a terrible car to interview lunatics who claim to have seen the mothman. |
0:57.0 | Provided those lunatics have at least a tangential relationship to the New York City metropolitan area. |
1:03.0 | I was sure that no one from my publication had been called ahead, but I wasn't above profiling a misunderstanding. |
1:10.0 | So I sat down in one of the cracked plastic chairs and waited. |
1:14.6 | The walls of the waiting room were covered in posters. |
1:17.3 | A colourful one told me what to do if I encountered a black bear. |
1:20.7 | Another advertised Haitian Lake is a place where Franklin Roosevelt got polio. |
1:25.0 | Another had a picture of a man in a baseball cap who had been missing for three months. |
1:30.0 | I found the reason I was here, smiling out at me from a sheet of freshly printed computer paper. |
1:35.4 | A young woman, Mary Santarelli, had vanished without a trace only a few weeks back. |
1:41.2 | There had reportedly been a tagged bear in the area where she had last been |
1:45.2 | seen, so I was meant to drive out, take some videos, and ask questions exploring the bear |
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