This is The Talking Dead, a podcast dedicated to the AMC TV show The Walking Dead.

Hello everyone, welcome to the podcast. My name is Chris, and my name is Jason, and this is episode number 645 recorded on Monday, October the 16th, 2023.

Good to be here, everyone. I am excited. Jason's excited. I think you're excited, right? Of course, I'm always excited. You know that. I know. You are always excited. That's excellent.

We are going to talk about the season finale of The Daryl Dixon Show, which I'm really looking forward to, but as usual, Jason, anything new? Exciting having in your life this week? How you doing?

Good. Nothing new. Excellent. That's good to know. Yeah, you just sort of made your way through last week and through the weekend, and here you are again.

Sure thing, buddy. Never left your desk. Well, no, I did. I mean, we had Jasper at a birthday party at a trampoline park, and that was fun. You had a good time. How are we down?

How did you do on the trampoline? That's what I want to know. I didn't go on the trampoline. Why not? I have no interest in trampolining.

You should come over to my house and go on the trampoline in the backyard, which the kids don't use anymore. I don't know what to do with.

Rented out for parties, put it in the middle of the street. See what happens. I can think of 10 things to do with that trampoline.

Bounce so high and see if I can grab a tree branch way above me. Buy a bowling ball. Get on the roof of your house. Start chucking.

You know, that's the easy one. You're full of ideas. Well, that's a good one. I mean, it's almost winter. So obviously you need to, when the weather's cold enough, you need to hose it down so that it's all full of ice crystals and then jump on it.

So all the shards of ice go flying everywhere. That feels like it might hurt a little, but also an okay idea.

Dig a pit, put the trampoline in the pit. So the trampoline is level with the ground. Fill the pit with water.

So make it trampoline swimming pool. Well, trampoline so that every time you jump on it, you jump into the water. Or if you get your butt on it, you know, it goes into the water.

So no matter what happens, you get wet. All right. Well, I'm going to get you to come over and help you with that one. That sounds like a lot of work.

Yeah, I got to do this. Dig a hole. It's only, you know, four feet deep by 16 feet round. That's that only take would take a year.

Yeah, that's right. I don't know. That would take me at least all summer next year. There you go.

And probably more because of all the tree roots and rocks and stuff in the way. God, I don't want to do that at all.

Get a chainsaw to jackhammer and you're all set. Yeah, sure. Of course. And juggle them while I'm on the trampoline. How about that?

Yeah, you could do that with a knife. You have to have a third object, but that, you know, a really big knife would be awesome. It would a sort of some kind. Yeah.

All right. Well, hey, if anyone in the Toronto area wants to buy an old trampoline, I got one for sale.

Yeah, you know, never buried no bowling balls.

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