So welcome to my new podcast on my channel, not Sean's for once, the unnamed podcast, because I couldn't be bothered to think of a name right now.

So we're going to start all my interviews like this.

Who is Sean Atwood?

Don't bore us tears.

No generic answers, please.

So, yeah.

Jen, this is a huge question in philosophy.

Who are we?

So I am the infinite improbability of existence.

What are the chances of my dad's sperm on that particular day hitting my mom's egg?

It's got to be billions to one.

And if you are asking me from a physiological

level or a philosophical level, there's a whole range of theories from Nietzsche saying we are

bridges for DNA to the most spiritual. We are a divine spark of God in the universe. Let's just go with who is Sean

out with us? We'll put up your wiki page if we've got it. God, it's a trilogy, party time, hard time,

prison time and it is almost 40 hours long. My backstory is almost 40 hours long, folks.

In the nutshell though, young lad from

Widness, Cheshire Chemical Manufacturing Town, got interested in the stock market at an early age.

My teacher, Mr. Dylan, God bless him. I don't know if he's still alive, took me under his wings,

that had given me classes on our own. Financial Times, reading all the numbers, explaining what they meant.

I got so fascinated I borrowed 50 quid off my nan, doubled it in BT shares,

went down with in the library because I ordered all these books on the stock market.

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