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Childproof

The Take-Home Folder Of Doom

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Teachers are a vital part of our village, and they are on our side. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori unpack all things back to school, from field trips, to pockets full of rocks, and bafflingly disorganized folders. They tackle the question that every parent faces when it comes to their kids’ projects: keep or throw away? And is your kid’s head just itchy, or it is another lice outbreak? All we know for sure, is that a tiny dinosaur is a very tiny problem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and I'm Tori Phantom and today's episode goes out to all the parents who are

0:06.4

Hello and welcome to Child Proof from Betches Media. I'm Gwendal Lakeland and I'm Tori Phantom

0:10.6

and today's episode goes out to all the parents who are finally back into

0:14.1

the groove of being back to school and to all the parents who somehow already have a

0:19.0

child back at home sick with whatever germ their goblin found on the playground.

0:25.6

Yeah, my littlest lady had her first sick day last week.

0:29.9

I mean we made it a month in that's like record for us but it had

0:33.2

is no surprise that she was the one to be patient zero she's always patient zero

0:38.6

yeah yeah today we're talking about school and for that we need timers.

0:44.4

So I have decided that being a parent of a school ageer adds an additional title.

0:51.2

We already talk a lot about the titles that we carry around. I am the chef, I am the chauffeur, I am the secretary, I am the nurse.

0:58.0

Being a parent of a school ageer, you get to add professional email reader and app ignoreer.

1:06.0

Yeah, like that's a resume line for you now.

1:09.0

Mm-hmm.

1:10.0

Do you know my worst habit when it comes to emails?

1:12.0

That's not ever answering them. Do you know my worst habit when it comes to emails?

1:12.5

That's not ever answering them?

1:15.2

Or is that just me?

1:16.5

I mean, yes, but what I do before I don't answer them?

1:19.8

I will open the email and it will be at a bad time, right, because our emails are in our phones now, so we're doing things.

1:25.2

And so I look at my email and I'm like, oh, I need to know about this thing.

1:28.5

Let me start it and I'll come back to it later.

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