Once, in a place far away, a very long time ago, there was a boy named Roger.

He was tall, but a bit round.

He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen every day.

For example, his uncle died.

Anyway, Roger had lots of enemies in the city.

All the people he used to like were now his enemies because he changed.

He used to be a really successful banker named Ron.

He decided to go another way.

And now he's a hobo named Roger.

Because of this, his friends thought they didn't like him anymore.

So they said, you are our enemy now.

Roger was like, oh no, I have no friends, but loads of enemies now.

Roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside McDonald's.

Sometimes when he gets enough money, he goes to the local shopping center called TECCO.

He can only buy things when they're on sale because he doesn't have much money.

Sometimes he even gets enough change to buy chicken when it's on sale.

He goes into KFC and asks, can you cook this for me?

And they do it.

Because they are his enemies also and spit in the food.

Yuck.

Today on the windiest and stormy and rainy and cloudy and saddest of days,

he decided he needed to eat and went to TECCO.

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