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Today's story is called the summer break that didn't end.

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With all that out of the way, let's get into it. This is the story of a young student named Carl, who attempted to stop summer vacation

from coming to an end. A kid that doesn't want to go back to school? Hard to believe,

right? But you know, Carl didn't even mind school. He liked seeing

his friends and teachers and learning some of the stuff the teachers tried to teach him. He liked

playing on the basketball team. He especially liked Hot Dog Day and didn't understand why the

teachers only offered it once a month. If the teacher sold those hot dogs every day, they'd be

rich. Do they seriously not realize they could be driving around with Lambos?

It doesn't make sense.

So whatever, Carl didn't mind school.

But then, that only begs the question, why all the fuss?

Summer vacation is long and glorious, and like all good things, it has to come to an end sometime.

Deal with it, Carl,

right? Well, you see, for Carl, not minding school was peanuts compared to the amazingness of

summer vacation. Not minding something can't compete with absolutely loving something else. For

Carl, there was no better thing. Winter break was okay. Spring break was decent, but summer break was like if you

took hot dog day and combine it with cotton candy day, eat as much cake as you like day, water park day,

watch movie only teenagers are supposed to watch day, and create your own fireworks show day.

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