Welcome to Shake It and Disturbed, everybody.

This is Father God Darren Karp coming to you from the Zoom recording interwebs.

Still in Christmas land.

Correct.

Because why the fuck not?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hopefully you'll have an update.

But here with Mother God, my podcast partner, my friend, John Thrasher. Hi, everybody. Yes, that's true. We are still in the holiday season here on the show. We really are. We're becoming those people. Zooey's notes. I mentioned it. I know. Zooie's notes, which I do have right here. And here are Zui's notes. Her notes are to get the

fuck rid of the Christmas. Her notes is that we need to move on from the holidays. And that's true.

She's not wrong about that. There was a big issue with my, my graphics. We will have a new one next week.

That's all you have to know. However, before we even get any further,

you guys, we're not going to tell you what it is. But Darren has yet another very exciting life announcement that she just dropped on this week's NMR. So if you're listening to this in the main feed,

you can go there and listen to that episode as well. Darren, without giving it away, thoughts, prayers, emotions. It's not an engagement. I didn't get engaged twice. Yeah, we did that already a couple weeks ago. Let me just spell that rumor. I know what you're thinking. Did you get engaged twice? No. Still, same engaged to how it is. So, yeah.

It's another, it's another,

life update.

Life altering update for you.

There you go.

That's all you're getting today for this week's episode.

So you have to go listen to NMR.

And, yeah, that's all we're going to give you.

Darren, let's get right into this week's episode. And I'm going to warn you guys now. Skim through a lot of this research earlier today, just to make sure we knew what we were talking about. This one is a little bit more unsettling than usual. I don't, I wouldn't say it's any less or more gory than a standard episode, but there are details about this that really had me like pausing.

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