Welcome to the Stuttering John podcast.

That's right, I am back.

I know it's been a while, folks, but it's been tough.

I've been dealing with a lot of issues.

Two strokes, a motorcycle accident.

Then I was brought to the hospital in an ambulance the other day for massive dehydration.

And when they got me into the hospital and they did all the blood work and stuff,

they said they found no food, no water, just alcohol alcohol I know that's nothing to be laughing about

but that is the truth and it was because I had nothing in the fridge and I hung out at the pub

my favorite pub pickwick pub on Sunday and a Monday, and I drank my beer.

And let's just say that I didn't need anything and I, I don't know, every time I got up,

I was dizzy and I couldn't, I couldn't stand up for more than like five seconds so I lied in my bed

I tried to watch some of the Yankee game on my computer and then I was supposed to pick up

my youngest son and I told my ex I couldn't I told explaining to what's going on and because she

still loves me she she called 911.

And the ambulance came.

And by the way, you know, I do want to say about the ambulance guys, they are from the fire department.

Now, I'm a big, big, huge supporter of the fire department.

Yeah, maybe they were pissed at the home.

My freaking fat ass down a freaking two flights of stairs.

But there was this Asian dude who was nice,

and then his big white freaking, you know, Dolph Lundren type,

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