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Stiff Socks

The Stripper Sex Tales

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2020

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this.

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0:00.0

I'm scared I'm gonna hit like a double a battery while I'm in there. Yeah, you think you're gonna get that deep. You're gonna double a battery

0:10.2

I'm saying you know like what if one falls loose?

0:13.6

What if oh god, we pull out

0:17.6

The double a battery pause out the bro. I was like I am sorry

0:24.7

What does that mean though if you if you pull out in a double a battery come down to heart oh

0:29.2

Oh that are like I don't know

0:31.3

You ever have a text from a girl afterwards and like the next day

0:35.8

Asch and it's like in like a complimentary way. She's like I can't like you I can't walk and like

0:43.3

Like that's that is the that is the best text listen ladies

0:47.5

I don't we don't ever want you to lie to us

0:50.3

But like if you like to do it and maybe even he even half dicked you down

0:54.0

If you want to send them a text like the next day saying like oh fuck I can't I'm having trouble walking yo

1:01.1

It did do fall in love with you immediately. Oh, I had the opposite happened

1:06.7

I've had that was great, but you know how like you could see a thousand grateful comments and you're like

1:12.8

Hell yeah, then you see like one negative one you're like man. I should jump off this first story building

1:16.8

Uh-huh, I'm I remember I was with a girl the next morning after she's like oh god

1:21.3

I'm so sorry and I was like I see

1:23.7

I'm from there dude guys. She's like now. I got her personal trainer two days ago and did legs and I was like

1:29.8

So the dick so it wasn't it wasn't any of my strokes nothing. I gave you everything I had do you think had you not done legs

1:36.6

You would be a little bit impaired and maybe the left foot. No, no, no

1:42.2

No, I'm fine to be a fucked up by different guys from variations

1:46.1

I'm pretty good. I'm just oh word yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, huh

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