The Stranger Things kids with their cool new pizza tattoos.. (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Newsflash: work still sucks in 2020.

Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get episodes even when work prevents us from releasing free episodes

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Two bits of good news! (three, if you count the release of this episode)

Those cops who threw Nazi salutes in their class photo might actually get fired. Some folks are upset.

The Stranger Things kids got cute temporary pizza tattoos! Looks like Qanon found out about it!

Music: Pissed Jeans - Love Without Emotion

Transcript

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0:00.0	American tailspin, last comment, says,
0:02.8	Welcome to the hypocrisy of the, quote, progressives.
0:06.2	We all need to band together for the upcoming fight.
0:09.7	Civil War II or outright lawlessness and anarchy are dead ahead.
0:14.8	Yeah.
0:16.0	Minions Law.
0:17.5	Minions Law, that's a good one, too.
0:19.2	Civil War because we didn't like the Nazi salute.
0:23.2	Like, imagine how fucking backwards you are. Imagine how, like, it's not civil war because our law enforcement offices are throwing up the Nazi salute and that is bad and we need to root this shit out immediately.
0:43.6	It's civil war because other people didn't like the Nazi salute.
0:49.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:50.8	Because, yeah, if we're going to have a sort of war, we should be fighting the Nazis.
0:54.3	I would think so. That's kind of, yeah, if we're going to have a sort of war, we should be fighting the Nazis. I would think so.
0:56.6	That's kind of, I mean, we already have a president for fighting Nazis.
0:59.7	That's supposed to be the whole thing here.
1:01.3	So, yeah, you're right.
1:02.2	But then you're like, no, it's not that.
1:05.8	It's that don't take away my right to be a Nazi or else we're going to have to have a civil war. Yeah, or else we're going to be Nazis even harder.
1:13.7	Yeah.
1:14.1	Yeah, okay.
1:14.8	Oh, you think I'm being a Nazi now?
1:16.4	You just wait until the civil war starts.
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