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Nirkat Napa, the Gr new crime fiction from the creators of Mirkat mystery.

Sergei, are you still in the bath?

Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.

Can I come in?

Ah, no, no, no, no, oh, just need to grab the claw clippers, don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.

What?

Whoa!

Come, look at a forming!

No! No! I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't wombat it mear-catted

Simples ha ha ha! They tell you not to get too friendly with the inmates at the academy.

They tell you again during orientation.

Statistically, 45% of correctional officers will have an unwise encounter within an inmate.

What this translates to is anyone's guess, but in my case, it was a little worse than most.

I'm sitting behind bars now, trapped in the very prison I once worked at, and all because I talked a little too much with an inmate.

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