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Noble Blood

The Stories of the Tsar Monk

Noble Blood

iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild

Society & Culture, History

4.813.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In 1836, a stranger arrived to a remote Russian town on a snow-white horse. The man spoke fluent French and had a noble bearing, but he refused to give any information about where he came from or who his family was. And then someone noticed a striking resemblance to the former Tsar, Alexander I. The only problem? Tsar Alexander I had been dead for eleven years.

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0:00.0

Welcome to Noeple Blood, a production of I Heart Radio and Grimm and Mild from Aaron Manky,

0:06.1

listener discretion advised.

0:11.6

It was a cold September day in 1836 when the police arrested an enigmatic newcomer

0:19.6

to the remote Russian town of Cross-Nuffinsk. The man looked to be about 50-something.

0:27.5

He was tall and handsome, regal in comportment. And although he was wearing a peasant's tunic,

0:35.8

he had ridden into town on a towering horse of the purest white. Outside the Cross-Nuffinsk police

0:45.2

station, a cold wind blew. Inside the Russian police questioned the stranger relentlessly.

0:54.0

Where was he from? Who was his family? What did he do for a living?

1:00.5

But the man only said that his name was Fedor Kuzmich. He was a believer in the Orthodox Church.

1:07.8

And then he offered nothing more. No family members names, no hometown, no home, no suggestion

1:16.5

at all about what his past might have been. He carried no identification. Even on penalty of

1:24.4

20 lashings, he refused to provide any further information about himself. He held himself high

1:32.9

and calm throughout the entire interrogation. And so the man calling himself Fedor Kuzmich was

1:42.2

lashed. Then he was exiled to Siberia as a convict in the 43rd Exile settlement at Bogotolsk.

1:52.3

He was sentenced to labor at a vodka distillery. But within a few months, the director

1:58.8

meekly said that Fedor Kuzmich didn't need to work anymore. No one quite knew why.

2:05.6

Rumors flew on the streets of Krasnuffinsk, quickly spreading along the winding roads of Russia

2:14.0

as winter settled in. There was no way this mysterious stranger was just some peasant or monk.

2:23.3

He was too well spoken, too high-minded in his bearing. He had to have noble blood.

2:30.8

Perhaps he was an imperial criminal in disguise, running from a wicked past.

2:37.6

At last, a Siberian girl who had had one audience with the Tsar Nicholas I returned home.

2:46.1

My dear father, Fedor Kuzmich, she said, you look exactly like Nicholas's brother,

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