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Story Pirates

The Starfish/The Package (feat. Dan Mintz)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.517.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

When her diamond headphones go missing, Meghan recruits a hard-boiled detective (Dan Mintz) to solve the mystery. Featuring two new stories: “The Starfish,” a story about remembering who you were in a past life, written by Louis, a 9 year old from Nevada, and “The Package,” a rom com-style story about a gloomy farmer who receives a special delivery…of love, written by an 8 year old from New York named Saanvi. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/news See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey StoryPires Podcast listeners, today's episode is one of my favorite kinds of episodes.

0:06.8

It is a noir episode, which means it features a mystery, it has sultry saxophones, and it

0:14.4

stars a hard boiled detective, played by the hilarious actor and comedian Dan Mints.

0:22.2

Will he catch the culprit and solve the mystery?

0:24.9

Find out after these quick words for the grownups!

0:37.7

It was another cold and rainy night, but then again, this layer of the earth is always cold,

0:43.0

always rainy, and always night.

0:45.5

I should probably move, but down here, there's always another case to solve.

0:51.0

Excuse me, are you the private eye?

0:55.2

That's what it says in the door, doesn't it?

0:57.0

Actually, it says, please push.

0:59.0

It does?

1:00.0

That's interesting, you're supposed to pull.

1:02.2

Maybe that's why I can never get in the door.

1:04.3

No matter, I'm the only private eye around.

1:06.7

Name's Duplex.

1:07.7

Detective Duplex.

1:08.7

Your first name is Detective?

1:11.2

Yes.

1:12.2

When I was born, the doctor said I was a curious child.

1:15.9

Please to meet you, Detective.

1:17.1

I probably don't need to introduce myself, surely you recognize me from the silver screen.

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